| Marathoning SCC while binging on discounted Xmas popcorn with the little sis = |
[Dec. 27th, 2009|05:22 pm] |
Crackiest SCC dreams ever.
Rapstar BAG in a white polyester onesie and really, really lowcut, baggy jeans tries hugging a drunk Sarah whom Cameron had been attempting to care for/mack on for the last couple of minutes. Sarah, her face flat against BAG's satin-y-textured abs, slips slowly down onto her knees, bunching up the front of her striped knit top over her face as she moans unintelligbly into her brother-in-law's torso. BAG/Sarah makes a scandalized Megan Fox/Jesse, who's hiding behind the outer edge of the garage, insanely jealous. No one, however, notices as Cameron hovers in a darkened corner, her eyes glowing a menacing red seconds before she makes everyone disappear via an impressive light show. End scene.
The next dream was a long thing involving possessed, terminatorfied mermaids and homocidal lawnmowing help. The plot details of that one were unfortunately lost over breakfast though, I'm guessing because it was a partially underwater dream. One too many near-death experiences in the pool, I think. I should really learn how to swim one of these days.
Anyhoooooo.
( Random SCC speculation under the cut... )
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